Apparently Newtown's third law has a facial
hair-specific counterpart that we hadn't heard of: For every (beard
grooming) action, there is an equal and opposite (beard grooming)
reaction. Leo trims his down to a five o'clock shadow, Robert Pattinson goes full-on Grizzly Adams, and balance is restored to the universe.
Listen,
Pattinson actually looks pretty good here, if a little out of touch
with the way the winds are blowing, grooming-wise. But while many men
are, in fact, abandoning the lumberjack look,
he carries it off capably. Sure, he's barely recognizable, but then,
there's a good chance that's part of the point. (Check the baseball cap;
total celebrity-attempting-to-go-incognito move, even if it's about as
ridiculous as Clark Kent's glasses when any critical thought is
applied.)
Would
we recommend you follow his lead? Depends. Do you have remarkably
angular features? Are you a movie star? Go for it. If not, perhaps stick
to something a little less extreme. It's a whole lot easier.
Oh, and here's what the beard looks like from the front:
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